Posted 2 days ago

craigdontyouknow:

um excuse me?
I’m wearing a fucking white tuxedo and you have on a 3/4 sleeve baseball tee
tryna say you dressed well enough for both of us
take your weak ass E list ponytail at least 3.7 miles away from me

Posted 2 days ago

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood taught me that:

stahscre4m:

  • if you meet kim kardashian and help her with a fashion crisis, she’ll automatically become your best friend and make you famous so thank you kim kardashian for unintentionally making that promise to like everyone
  • you can fucking steal money from the suitcases lying around at the airport
  • you can…
Posted 2 days ago

internet-raised:

American Horror Story

Posted 2 days ago

So scary that its true

(Source: wavymeech)

Posted 2 days ago

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

Posted 2 days ago

d0nn0:

amour-phous:

d0nn0:

i can’t wait to be a mother :’)

you’re a striaght, 17 year old boy

i can’t wait to be a mother :’)

Posted 2 days ago
hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack


Me

hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

Me

(Source: r9n)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

No one knows whether he is laughing or crying

What an idiot

(Source: choiyuuki)

Posted 2 days ago